Question by Znip Sero Sero: BYB Excuses – your comebacks?
Okay, so this is just a fun question sorta. I’m gonna list some BYB Excuses, and I want you all to come up with comebacks! By the way, most of these are excuses “brussel Sprout/Stale Bread” BYBs would come up with- http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmVojMKMWh6TujvYcWehCXPty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100618075116AAGkKOC&show=7#profile-info-6qsocyK3aa

“I don’t show because I only breed for pets, so I have no reason to show or work my dogs. My breeding dogs are great pets, and that’s what I want in the puppies!”

“I don’t breed for money, I just breed because people like my dogs and I want people to have puppies from me and good homes.”

“I don’t health test because my vet told me it wasn’t going to do anything – every dog/puppy has a chance of getting genetic deffects, health tested or not. My dogs are healthy and I have never had a problem.”

“I don’t sell with spay/neuter contracts because I think it’s the buyer’s choice whether they want to fix their dog or not. But, I don’t sell to anyone wanting to cross breed and I don’t sell to puppymills.”

“My dogs and puppies are raised inside and have all of their shots. All of them are well loved and socialized.”

“I sell my puppies at 6 weeks because the vet told me that if they were eating and drinking on their own, they’re fine.”

Have fun! And, get as mean as you want! lol

Best answer:

Answer by dog on sofa
I can think of only one zinger. It’s not meant to be mean (too bad) just meant to make them think–if at all possible.

“So I assume like any good, reputable breeder you will take ANY of your pups back if the new owner needs to rehome it?”

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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